Monday, January 18, 2010

Obamacare: The Official Tax Form

From Doug at directorblue.blogspot.com:

Official U.S. Federal Health Choices Board Document G4R7-B11T-Z001

Published by the Agency for Effective Treatment Analysis, the Policy Bureau for Diversity in Health Care and the Office of Health Agency Personnel Management.

DO follow these simple rules in calculating your tax liability:

• Are you a member of a union? If yes, deduct $4,500 from your tax balance on Line 19. If no, add $4,500 to your balance on Line 19.

• Are you a legal resident of Nebraska? If yes, place a zero by your estimated Medicare tax liability on Line 48(b). If no, add $3,000 to Line 48(b).

• Are you a member of a federally appointed Community Health Organizing Organization (CHOO)? If yes, place a zero by your estimated federal tax total on Line 63.

• Are you a member of the trial bar specializing in malpractice lawsuits? If yes, place a zero by your estimated federal tax total on Line 63.

• Are you a member of a Designated Indigent Minority (see Appendix D for complete list including African-American, Buddhist-American, Franco-American, Somali-American, Yemeni-American, Nordic-American or simply an illegal alien)? If yes, check the box on line 192 to receive a Diversity Reparations Credit of $5,000.00.
 
Obamacare: thousands of pages of backroom, partisan deals; I can't wait to see how they decide who actually gets treatment.






 
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