Winston Churchill's Cigar Goes Down the Memory Hole
According to Van Helsing at moonbattery.com:
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. ~ George Orwell
Those who control the present share Adolf Hitler's disdain for smoking, so they went back in time and snatched away Winston Churchill's trademark cigar.
"So much for the notion that only communist tyrants airbrushed history."