First Book of Government Psalm 2009. . . .

According to Van Helsing at moonbattery.com:

Comrade Obama plans to gather fellow leftists like Paul Krugman and SEIU thugs at a "Job Summit" spectacle, carefully excluding the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, the National Federation of Independent Business, and probably anyone else likely to be more interested in creating jobs than imposing socialism.

Republicans are planning an alternative event. They ought to open the proceedings with this invocation:

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog…
And Obama was a tree.

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