El Rushbo Quotes of GREATNESS:

"Gallup says that Obama's approval numbers have jumped four points. Don't worry about it, folks. It always happens: Obama leaves the country, and the approval numbers go up."

"Story: 'Obama, who just lost control of the House of Representatives to the Republicans, unabashedly said the objective of his visit to India was to find jobs for his voters.' What? What about the people who didn't vote for him?"

"Obama a 'committed Christian'? I'm sorry, but you can't say that somebody's a 'committed Christian' when 30% of the country wonders whether or not he is a Muslim."

"Would somebody on my staff find out what the Food Network is saying about why the Democrats lost last Tuesday? Then I want to know what the O channel and TV Land are saying, but first the Food Network."