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Michael Jackson's Prosthetic Nose Goes Missing

RUSH LIMBAUGH on 7/24/09: Ladies and gentlemen, the prosthetic nose of Michael Jackson is missing. This is from the New York Post. "Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose, according a report -- and it was missing from his surgically mangled face as he lay in an LA morgue. Left behind was a small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage, Rolling Stone magazine." This is morbid. Wouldn't you like to be the person that has the nose? Can you imagine, Michael Jackson's nose on eBay someday? "I'm holding the nose of Michael Jackson, and you can have it for..."